If Romance is Smut It’s All Smut

sex symbolsSo the other day another romance author admonished ABC News via Twitter for the headline they placed on an article. The title: Emerging ‘New Adult’ Book Genre Puts Smut Fiction on Bestseller Lists. Although I re-tweeted in support, I got to thinking. (Never a good thing)

If romance novels are smut, then we really need to call out all the other smutty outlets filling our minds with filth!

I mean, when you consider it, smut is EVERYWHERE!

Soap operas: Because really, there’s a lot of hooking up and sexing going on.

Night time dramas: Yep, Grey’s Anatomy and Scandal are big culprits. Every time Fitz and Liv get it on in a closet is just filthy (in all honesty the follow up to that scene was wrong)

Sit Coms…sorry, you’re smutty too. Time to stop loving episodes where Penny and Leonard end up in bed. Gah, did we really subject ourselves to the filth that was hoping Eliot and J.D. would finally hook up on Scrubs?

Romantic comedies must now be stocked in the porn section. I mean, they’re full of couples falling in love and having sex! Beloved tales such as When Harry Met Sally, Love and Basketball, and Pretty Woman need to share shelf space with Deep Throat.

And yes, even some dramas must go on that smutty shelf. Rose and Jack’s tryst in the back of that car in Titanic…just nasty!

Don’t bother to disagree with me. I don’t care if I’ve insulted one of your favorites. I’m not the one setting this rule here. If people are going to call books written about two people who fall in love and in the course of falling in love have sex with each other smut. Then you’ll have to call everything else with that same theme smut as well.

Fine print: The opinions in this post do not reflect the real opinions of the author. Synithia is attempting to be sarcastic and has yet to master that trait.